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LORD WHISKERTON DEMANDS RECOUNT ON TREAT DISTRIBUTION  ·  TIM AND KAREN CAT IN FRESH SOFA DISPUTE  ·  DAISY SIGHTED NEAR FORBIDDEN COUNTERTOP  ·  KELP CRAWLER RETURNS: VIEWERS "DEEPLY ENTERTAINED"    
Nightly Bulletin

The 6 O'Clock Yowl

Lord Whiskerton anchors the day's most pressing household developments, live from the good armchair.

Investigative

Tim & Karen, Disputed

An ongoing series following the sofa cushion border conflict between two cats who will not de-escalate.

Field Report

Coastal Watch: Kelp Crawler

Our correspondents return to the shoreline for updates on cats' least favourite recurring visitor.

Gordon Meowy searing a steak
Cooking

The Kitchen, with Gordon Meowy

CBC's Head Chef shouts at a steak until it's perfect. Viewer discretion advised near the stove.

Lord Whiskerton Fluffington III
Lead Anchor

Lord Whiskerton Fluffington III

Delivers every headline as though it's a personal inconvenience.

Daisy, CBC field correspondent
Field Correspondent

Daisy

Reports live from wherever she isn't supposed to be.

Sir Reginald Paws
Co-Anchor

Sir Reginald Paws

Sits beside Lord Whiskerton every broadcast despite the difference in title, and radiates disapproval of him throughout.

Lord Whiskers
The Boss

Lord Whiskers

Runs his own boardroom segment. Answers to no one at CBC — least of all Lord Whiskerton.

Tim, apprentice to Lord Whiskers
Apprentice

Tim

Competing for Lord Whiskers' approval. Also mid-dispute with Karen over sofa cushion territory.

Karen, apprentice to Lord Whiskers
Apprentice

Karen

Also competing for Lord Whiskers' approval. Considers the cushion dispute entirely Tim's fault.